Lucha Underground: Ultimate Opportunities

September 21, 2016 – Los Angeles, California

El Dragon Azteca wants to go after Pentagon Dark, but Rey Mysterio wants them to leave Dark to his other enemies while they focus on something more important. Chavo Guerrero arrives and neutralizes Azteca. He tells Mysterio that he should be Azteca’s mentor instead. 

Matanza Cueto def. The Mack {Lucha Underground Championship Match}
Mack came up on Dario’s Dial of Doom to get this title shot. He attacks Cueto from behind to try to get an advantage over the monster. He hits a very effective stunner, which puts him in a position to have a competitive match with the champion. Actually, Mack controlled most of this, and looked like a good candidate to squeak out a miracle win. But then Cueto blocked a frog splash and hit the Wrath of the Gods for the win at 6:02. Here’s hoping this led to Mack doing something cool. ***

Son of Havoc watches Famous B commercials as he convalesces next to Mascarita Sangrata at Havoc’s mom Linda’s house. Havoc wants to come up with a plan, but Linda wants them to eat Bagel Bites. Loved that. Then, Johnny Mundo interrupts Dario’s coke session to demand a title shot. Dario offers him a Trios Championship match, but Mundo wants no part of it. Taya offers to take his place. 

Cage def. Texano
The action was very consistent here, but Texano never gained enough momentum to make me feel invested in the match. It was mostly Cage doing cool Cage stuff. He won in 5:52 with a spinning lariat. And then we find out that this was match one in a best of five series to win the ultimate opportunity from Cueto. **½ 

Someone has sent Dario a package, and in it is a Famous B baseball hat. He’s also received an envelope containing photos of creepy images. Azteca storms in and demands a match with Dark. Dario would rather see him face Black Lotus again, but she’s run off to Hong Kong. He tells Azteca he can have his match with Dark. Ricky Mandel comes in and notices the photos (he wants a match too, having been gone for a long time) and Dario gives them to him. Guerrero walks in and tells Dario that they need to talk. 

Fenix, Drago & Aerostar def. Jack Evans, Taya & PJ Black {Lucha Underground Trios Championship Match}
Evans had a hard time getting his ring jacket off, felt disrespected by his teammates, and never got on the same page as them after that. And so the match was much more story than substance, but the substance that was there was entertaining enough. Evans’ pouting was really funny, if really exaggerated. Aerostar caught Black with a Codebreaker for the win at 9:22. After the match, Mundo rushed in and helped Black and Taya attack the champs while Evans remained on the floor. Sexy Star ran in for the save. The show ends with Evans making it clear his problem is just with Black, not the entire Worldwide Underground. ***

Dario tells Mysterio that Azteca wanted a match with Dark. Mysterio wants Dario not to make the match. Dario says instead Azteca will face Guerrero, and the winner will face Dark, since both of them want revenge for broken arms. Mysterio will be the guest referee.