WWE vs. ECW: Head to Head

I figured I’d go even further back in NXT history and watch the show that more or less led to NXT. Sadly, first I have to get through the transition from WWE’s ECW nostalgia play to what essentially became developmental on TV.

June 7, 2006 – Dayton Ohio

Rob Van Dam def. Rey Mysterio
This was kind of disjointed; it didn’t have much flow. But it was also anything but boring, so I’ve got to give credit to these two. Clearly they both need someone to bounce off of, and it doesn’t quite work when they go against someone whose style is so similar to theirs. The finish was also super weird, as Van Dam went for a frog splash with a chair on Mysterio, and Mysterio shoved the chair off of himself but still stuck around to get hit with the splash. Why not throw the chair at Van Dam? Why not move? Lame finish. ***

ECW’s Kurt Angle comes out to cut a promo about his match a few days later against Randy Orton, who he’d previously put out of action with a broken ankle. Orton comes out to say he’s been drafted to Raw and that he wants to end this ECW revival before it gets going. This was all pretty boring.

Mickey James def. Jazz
This lasted all of two minutes, but those two minutes weren’t trash or anything. I know it’s stupid to retroactively want women’s wrestling to be anything at all in WWE’s past, but did we really need fifteen minutes of Angle and Orton saying basically nothing to each other in the segment before this instead of more wrestling here? N/A

John Cena, who at this point had his Marine gear and traces of his rapper accent, talks about how important it is to beat Rob Van Dam this upcoming Sunday because if he loses he knows Van Dam will re-christen it the ECW Championship. Then Paul Heyman comes to the ring to hype the Sunday card. Then they show clips from the previous year’s One Night Stand.

Big Show, Mark Henry, Tatanka, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Bobby Lashley, Shelton Benjamin, Finlay, Edge & Randy Orton def. Nunzio, Tony Mamaluke, Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, Justin Credible, Al Snow, Steven Richards, Balls Mahoney, Sandman & Kurt Angle {Team Battle Royal}
Despite the team dynamic, this was as generic as it gets until it came down to Angle vs. four WWE guys. From there, Angle’s fight was interesting and fun. So Orton eliminates Angle and wins the thing for team WWE, but then Big Show takes reveals an ECW shirt underneath his Raw shirt and throws Orton over the top. ECW is declared the winner, but it was a 10-on-10 team battle royal, so I call bullshit. It’s my review so I’m giving the win to WWE since a bell rang to end the match before Big Show defected and everything. That’s some WCW-level nonsense. **

Edge def. Tommy Dreamer {Extreme Rules Match}
Oddly, this got more interesting when it stopped focusing on the plunder and started focusing on damage to Edge’s crotch. The interference from Foley, Funk, and Lita felt gratuitous and kind of perverse, and then of course there’s that botched table spot. That said all of that nonsense sure made it feel like an authentic ECW match. **

Funk busts Foley open after the fact, and then Foley cuts an unhinged promo to sell his PPV match, saying that he and Edge will have to be sicker than ever to beat Dreamer and Funk. Based on the match we just watched, Dreamer is kind of a chump and Funk was completely ineffective at ringside. This whole thing drones on forever and rings hollow. Then Jerry Lawler and Tazz brawl at commentary. They’re fighting on Sunday too, you see.

John Cena def. Sabu
Cena won by disqualification… in the main event of an ECW show. Big Show interfered, drawing the DQ and triggering a roster-wide brawl. The match leading up to it was all kicks and punches and Sabu’s little jumps, so it’s not like it ruined anything. *¾

In terms of a pilot or proof of concept, this was garbage. It was an hour and a half but felt at least twice as long. There were so many crappy promos and boring storylines. If you’re not nostalgic for the thing they’re trying to exploit your nostalgia of you’re going to be as bored as I was during this slog.