NXT 483

December 19, 2018 – Winter Park, Florida

Io Shirai & Dakota Kai def. Jessamyn Duke & Marina Shaffir
We learn that Shaffir was born in Moldova, and Mauro Ranallo makes up the word “Moldavian” to describe her. Sure dude, and you’re Canadese. Shaffir and (especially) Duke are not ready to be recorded by cameras. They controlled much of the match to the silence of the crowd, and their timing was way off. Shirai looked good here though, and it was good to give the babyfaces a win over the rookies. By virtue of getting the pin in this match, Shirai gets the final spot in the four-way contender match next week. *

Matt Riddle isn’t happy that Kassius Ohno knocked him out from behind. He challenges him to a match so they can fight face to face again.

Dominik Dijakovic def. Aaron Mackey
Dijakovic (with a shorter last name) was squashed in entertaining matches against Velveteen Dream and Ricochet over the summer, but NXT is hoping we won’t remember that. He gets to do the squashing this time around. It’s quite a bit less interesting, but on the bright side Dijakovic’s finisher is fantastic. N/A

Tucker Knight & Otis Dozovic def. Danny Dacarto & Mike Howell
It’s already been announced that Heavy Machinery is going up to Smackdown soon, so this match (and next week’s title shot against the Undisputed Era) are just bumming me out. I’m gonna miss these dudes. The Undisputed Era watched from the ramp, so Heavy Machinery gave their opponents a few extra moves while making eye contact with the champs. Kairi Sane & Shayna Baszler did this exact same routine back in August, and I think that’s a bit too close for comfort when ripping off your own angles. Also, Roderick Strong’s spray tan is bordering on racist. I don’t review squashes. N/A

Speaking of ripping things off, Nigel McGuinness tries to pass off the Joker’s “madness is like gravity” analogy as a phrase that Charlotte Flair coined. Maybe they could get away with that if the Dark Knight wasn’t one of the most popular movies of all time, especially with NXT’s target demographic, but it is.

Johnny Gargano def. Amsterdam Black {Steel Cage Match}
This is the fourth steel cage match in NXT history. Samoa Joe fought Finn Balor and Shinsuke Nakamura in cage matches for the NXT Championship, and Tye Dillinger went to war with Eric Young in one of NXT’s most underrated matches. I can’t remember if it was announced last week, but here they make it official that Black will challenge Tommaso Ciampa for his title at Takeover in Phoenix. Gargano attacks Black during his entrance. This was a step or two below their Takeover match for a few reasons. First, the crowd here was totally burned out, as this was the final match taped in a four-episode taping marathon. I also felt the match relied too much on the escape rules when this whole feud is about who is stronger willed. There were also a couple really contrived spots. That said, there was a lot to love here, like a few really creative exchanges, some good build off of their first match, a genuine Meteora, and a couple clever ways of naturally getting both guys to the top of the cage. I also really liked the finish, wherein Ciampa interfered and Gargano teased saving Black from him, but ultimately chose to turn full heel (maybe: given Gargano’s almost involuntary gestures you could easily make the case that he is more and more brainwashed by Ciampa) and side with his ultimate frenemy. This probably won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, and it doesn’t work outside of the storyline’s context. Luckily, I dine out on this storyline’s context so this did a lot for me. ****