NXT 573

July 22, 2020 – Winter  Park, Florida

NXT GM William Regal opens the show remotely and introduces Keith Lee, also remotely. Lee says that he’s vacating the North American Championship so that more people can have a shot to advance in their careers. He’s still going to defend the NXT Championship as much as he can. Regal says that there will be triple threat matches in the coming weeks to determine five wrestlers for a ladder match to crown the new North American Champ at Takeover: XXX. 

Dexter Lumis def. Killian Dain
It’s still not clear why Dain wanted this match. Was Dain in the doodle that Lumis drew last week? It was hard to see. This was bad. Lumis’s whole shtick is punch→ stare→ walk around → repeat. It’s so boring! It’s hilarious to me that NXT thought people would care enough about this match that it needed the picture-in-picture commercial treatment. Dain certainly tried, as he does, to add some intensity to this thing. But Lumis wrestles like he’s in a trance and it makes it impossible to invest emotionally. He can kip up and hit Swanton Bombs all he wants, it doesn’t matter if he feels removed from what he’s doing. Lumis put on his submission and Dain passed out at 7:09 (shown). **

Roderick Strong is back, so the Undisputed Era still exists. Strong never got a rematch for the North American title, so he thinks he should just be in the ladder match by default. Bronson Reed disagrees. Johnny Gargano shows up and acts cocky. Then, Dakota Kai says she’s waiting for the taste to return to Io Shirai’s mouth after she kicked it last week, and she wants Shirai to put up the Women’s Championship. Later on, Shirai says she’ll confront Kai next week. 

Tyler Breeze & Fandango def. Matt Martel & Chase Parker
Breezango are Mounties, embracing Breeze’s culture and teasing Ever-Rise’s at the same time? Wisely, the Mountie music only plays for a moment before a Breezango mash-up song plays for the rest of their entrance. Fantastic. This was pretty one-sided but it was fun. Fandango keeps doing dives to the floor that scare the crap out of me, as he’s been injured doing that before. Breezango hit Parker with a double superkick for the win at 3:28. **¼ 

Dominic Dijakovic responds to the question of how he’ll beat Karrion Kross tonight given how badly he was beaten last week by talking so fast you have to assume he’s on coke. Seriously dude, slow down; you’ve got your lines memorized, you down have to rush through them. 

Shotzi Blackheart def. Aliyah
Blackheart screams, “Welcome to the ball pit!” before the match. I don’t know why but I found that hilarious. She’s the most fun. She says it again during the match, which is less fun. After a medium match, Robert Stone tried to get involved and get booted off the apron, onto his broken foot. Blackheart hit a diving senton for the win at 4:41. Aliyah still needs work, but she didn’t do anything embarrassing here. After the match, Blackheart runs over Stone’s other leg with her tank, but she’s attacked by Mercedez Martinez during her celebration. **

Isaiah Scott likes making music and he likes wrestling. Timing is important for both. He’s proud that he took NXT legend Johnny Gargano to the limit. I mean, that match was good but it wasn’t taking it to the limit good. Scott then reminds Santos Escobar that he pinned in him the round robin tournament for the title, and he’s coming for the championship now. 

Bronson Reed def. Roderick Strong and Johnny Gargano {Triple Threat Semifinal Match}
Did Gargano’s entrance music always have these deep screamy lyrics? They’re bad. Gargano and Strong’s failed attempt to get on the same page to take down the bigger Reed was fantastic. This was the best match on a regular NXT TV episode in ages. Reed got put over huge here. He more than held his own with the two NXT old-timers and frankly dominated them in most cases. Reed took bumps here that I would never expect from him. The sunset bomb to the floor was particularly bone chilling. I loved that you could see Reed slowly starting to come back after that while Strong and Gargano fought each other. In the end, Gargano hit Strong with the One Final Beat, but his cover was weak and Reed Superfly Splashed Strong (and Gargano’s hand) for the win at 14:05 (shown). ****

Timothy Thatcher def. Oney Lorcan
I think I probably like these matches more than most, but this really did it for me. Lorcan spent the entire match brutalizing Thatcher’s arm, to the point that Thatcher couldn’t block Lorcan’s chops near the end. But then when Lorcan took Thatcher to the mat with an armbar, Thatcher leveraged Lorcan’s leg for a pin at 9:38 (shown). Lorcan was too narrowly focused and he got caught as a result. I love it. Even though this dragged a bit at the beginning, I thought it was as good as their Great American Bash match thanks to a stronger story. ***¾

Martinez doesn’t care about setting up her own matches or dealing with her career outside of the ring, so she wants Stone to handle that for her. But she’ll break both of his legs if he oversteps his bounds. Stone is excited to have a new client. Then, Finn Balor cuts a promo about the triple threat match he’s in next week against Thatcher and Lumis. Bummer Lumis is in there, because Thatcher vs. Balor sounds interesting.  

Karrion Cross def. Dominik Dijakovic
Okay, first off I think Kross was on defense for way too much of this match. I can’t say he sold too much because he recovered quickly from everything, but he was on his back and forced to kick out too often. That said, I like that Scarlett sells the pain when Kross gets hit with something big. I liked Dijakovic saying, “You’re no Keith Lee,” and then Kross saying, “Neither are you,” before squashing his head with the steps. I didn’t much care for Dijakovic, completely lucidly, telling Lee not to interfere on his behalf while he just laid around and took Kross’s beating. If he was aware enough to talk to Lee, why wasn’t he aware enough to defend himself? Dijakovic doesn’t have the charisma to pull this kind of thing off. Also, I think it might have felt less forced if there’d been a crowd. I could be wrong on that last note. Anyway, this whole thing was fine but nothing special. Kross won with the Kross Jacket at 11:05 (shown). Lee makes sure that Kross leaves Dijakovic alone after the match. **½